Chopper Continues to Pee on Blake

The number of times that Chopper has peed on Blake – upgraded to three.  That’s right.  Chopper pee-attacked Blake.  Again.  Third time.

Chopper Loves to Pee on Blake

Welp, Chopper peed on Blake last night.  Twice.  And you know what?  Chopper doesn’t have normal 8 pound dog size pees.  He pees small lakes. 

The first Chopper Pee Attack was due to Chopper’s hilarious inability to walk away from anyone petting him ever.  Chopper loves being pet more than anything else in the world, and I am convinced that he would starve to death rather than move away from someone who was touching him in order to eat.  Blake and I have even tested to see how little actual “touching” we could get away with and still watch Chopper move from normal hyper little Chihuahua to zen-like state of relaxation Chihuahua.  The answer?  You merely need to hover your hand over his little fur at a distance of approximately 2 centimeters, and he will lay perfectly still, in dog heaven.  It’s actually a game we play when we are bored (that makes us sound lame, I know).    

So, Blake was petting Chopper, and Chopper was sitting on Blake’s lap in some sort of dog bliss, when I guess the urge to pee came over him.  READ MORE

I Learned How to Post Pictures! I Rock!

Blake recently showed me how to insert pictures into my blog posts.  How exciting!  Just so we all are aware, typically, I write these posts in Microsoft Word and then hand my computer to Blake and ask him to make me a blog post.  I am very much computer illiterate.  I think he was a little tired of being my computer-crutch, so he taught me how to write posts ON MY OWN and also how to POST PICTURES!  I am obviously very thrilled.  In order to celebrate, I thought I would show you a few of my pictures of the last few days.  (Ok, mainly the last 10 minutes since that was how long ago I decided to do this post….Ok, and by “my” pictures, I mean the pictures Blake took after I complained and complained that I couldn’t take artsy enough pictures.  He’s a real saint, that husband of mine).

Hi! I am a cute green chair!

This would be the GREEN CHAIR mentioned in post number 2 of this blog.  Isn’t is so cute, sitting over there with an orange blanket on top of it?  Blake and I are going for an “aren’t we so cool and 1950′s-ish” look for the living room, and this chair is probably my most favorite furniture purchase ever after the BLUE chair I have in our bedroom (which I can’t show you right now since our room is a disaster area, READ MORE